NOT REVIEWING ART PROPERLY SINCE 1066
OBAMA CONTINUES DRONE STRIKES ON OLLY MURS
"I may as well do something
useful" says outgoing
President as he
toys with row of
FARAGE - NEW MATERIAL!
Confirming rumours that he has been in the studio with his old backing group, The Very Average White Band, the Ukip leader
emerged from The Old Prophet Arms to
declare "if this doesn't get me to number
ten, I'll eat your baby!"
for the styling
NEW APPLE LOGO
"I know what you're thinking" grinned Apple CEO, Tim Cookie, "but our new logo reflects both our brand and the way we regard our ever enthusiastic clients".
Mr Cookie refused to confirm or deny that
the new logo had
been designed by the Corporate Unit