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OBAMA CONTINUES DRONE STRIKES ON OLLY MURS
"I may as well do something
useful" says outgoing
                  President as he
                    toys with row of
                    buttons marked
            'Kill List"
        FARAGE - NEW MATERIAL!
        Confirming rumours that he has been in the studio with his old backing group, The Very Average White Band, the Ukip leader
    emerged from The Old Prophet Arms to
       declare "if this doesn't get me to number
                     ten, I'll eat your baby!"
         CAMDEN ANNEXES
                      BRIGHTON
                      The struggle
                      for the styling
                       budgets of
                       shit bands
                        intensified as
                       Camden
                              invaded
NEW APPLE LOGO
UNVEILED TODAY
"I know what you're thinking" grinned Apple CEO, Tim Cookie, "but our new logo reflects both our brand and the way we regard our ever enthusiastic clients".
Mr Cookie refused to confirm or deny that
the new logo had
been designed by the Corporate Unit
New
Trust, a
firm